The One with Lil Ripper - Psychedelic Relic
10 May 2023
Family Potluck
The One with Lil Ripper - Psychedelic Relic -- Episode 4
In this episode of Family Potluck, we use a bong on the show for the first time, Kayt (and dad) almost lose a lung, and who knows what this episode is about anyway, we're so baked. Plus, amazing ambient bubbling sounds.
Stoner brain Kayt here: I say my bong is by LA Glass but correction, it is LA Pipes. Links follow below in show notes.
Cannabis Info
- Strain: Psychedelic Relic
- Grower: Ayra
- Consumption method: Smoking / bong
- Gear: LA Pipes Mini Beaker Bong
Highlights
- 07:30 - We dub thee Lil Ripper
- 19:46 - Psychedelic Relic details
- 21:44 - Kayt hits an already full chamber
Links
LA Pipes Color Accented Mini Beaker Bong. Get 20% off at Dankstop with the code BLAZEIT.
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Connect with Kayt: afkayt.com
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Transcript
I get first bump?
Kayt:I gotta set the stuff up.
Kayt:We gotta name our bong.
Kayt:Do we need some ice for it or something?
Dad:No.
Kayt:No.
Kayt:Damn dude.
Kayt:How should I up?
Kayt:You're I'm still getting stuff.
Kayt:Dang.
Dad:Wow.
Kayt:That thing, hits hard.
Kayt:A little, a little bong.
Kayt:That could.
Dad:Well see.
Dad:You'll fill all this with smoke and sometimes you can hit it,
Dad:other times you gotta gauge how big your inhale is and then release.
Dad:That lets you evacuate.
Dad:Sorry, I had to squeeze that one out.
Dad:Oh, I got you a personal lighter.
Kayt:Oh, nice.
Kayt:Thanks.
Kayt:All right.
Kayt:I haven't hit a bong in like.
Kayt:Uh, like almost 15 years.
Dad:You're a wee pup.
Dad:Unknowing of the tool of the trade .You gotta hit.
Dad:That ain't a hit, that's barely a gurgle.
Dad:Where's it burning?
Kayt:It was a hit.
Dad:Damn.
Kayt:You gotta be careful cuz this is like a double.
Dad:Well leave the first one in.
Kayt:Yeah, because it, those are smooth.
Dad:The only reason it just lets more air in depending on how
Dad:much, you know, I, I didn't even release the air to initially No.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:Flame away from the knuckle.
Dad:See, I wouldn't release.
Dad:You already got a lung full.
Dad:No.
Dad:It'll stay right there.
Dad:See, it'll hover right here.
Dad:It's not like it'll, that was a hit.
Dad:It's a good thing you did.
Kayt:I would've blown my lungs.
Dad:That's the thing.
Dad:You gotta be
Kayt:I'll just like hover there.
Dad:That right there is almost a hit.
Kayt:It is a hit.
Kayt:Damn bro.
Kayt:This little bong rips.
Dad:It's a lot more.
Dad:Where we would probably do a couple of bowls.
Dad:We'll see how many hits we can get outta this.
Dad:This is make 1, 2, 3, 4 hits now.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:Four.
Dad:Wow.
Dad:It's been a long time.
Dad:You'll have to get a, a brush that can help clean that.
Kayt:The down stem comes out, so you can just go into there.
Kayt:I have little brushes.
Kayt:Just the whole down stem comes out.
Kayt:This part.
Dad:Completely?
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Dad:Oh, well that'll make cleaning that easy then.
Dad:See how it, the flame's going to roll up and give you plenty
Dad:of room from your thumb.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:You ain't gotta go upside down.
Kayt:I thought I had the right angle.
Dad:And then just suck that air in.
Dad:Otherwise you won't ignite the, you'll barely ignite it.
Dad:Holy moly.
Dad:That's like.
Kayt:Damn, I didn't even choke out either.
Dad:That's like a giant
Kayt:damn.
Dad:That's like, that's like daaaamn.
Kayt:It was like toasting on this side.
Kayt:And I was like, all right.
Kayt:All right.
Dad:Damn.
Kayt:That's a nice little bong dude.
Dad:It might be going still.
Dad:Yep.
Dad:Look at there.
Dad:You notice my technique.
Dad:One hard hit initially, then two light bumps after, and then pass it down.
Dad:It is nice having cooler smoke.
Dad:It's not ice cold, but it's, you could make it cooler.
Dad:Well, yeah, you, you put crushed ice in there.
Kayt:And that's what those things are.
Kayt:It holds the ice so the smoke passes through to the ice.
Kayt:Those little notches.
Kayt:You put a couple ice cubes, you could put ice in here.
Kayt:Yeah, you could put like crushed.
Kayt:That's a nice size bowl too.
Kayt:Oh, I think it's still goin'.
Dad:It might be, I don't think so.
Dad:I think it might be getting close.
Dad:Yeah, but whatever you do, don't disturb it.
Kayt:I didn't touch it.
Dad:If you touch it, you can cause it a cave in.
Dad:We don't have any screen.
Kayt:Oh, you know what the ash, I have some screens.
Dad:Those glass things.
Kayt:No, I got some metal screens for this, actually.
Kayt:Where did I put them?
Dad:Well, all I'm saying is be gentle at this stage of it because you'll suck.
Dad:It'll suck through.
Dad:It's burning away from the edges, right?
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Dad:So the piece is getting smaller.
Kayt:There.
Kayt:I see a lot of little green there.
Dad:Yeah, there's, we're not close to being finished yet.
Dad:I mean, for one bowl we've, you know, we're fixing to six pretty decent hits.
Kayt:Yeah, I think we've gone six or eight.
Kayt:Six.
Kayt:Like eight.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:Cuz I managed to get two
Kayt:off of that.
Dad:On one nugget.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:Which is Monster.
Kayt:Hit
Dad:A modest sized nugget.
Dad:Medium nugget.
Dad:That would've given me five eights of a joint if it were a ground.
Kayt:Shit.
Kayt:It's still going.
Dad:It's still.
Kayt:It might still be check it.
Kayt:It's still going dude.
Kayt:Damn.
Dad:See normally I do it.
Dad:I don't evacuate it all.
Kayt:No, no.
Kayt:That's a good, that's a good method.
Kayt:I like that.
Kayt:You can kind of stretch it out a little bit.
Kayt:Damn.
Dad:It's probably got a little bit going, but I'd hit it with the fire.
Kayt:We could call it Lil Ripper.
Kayt:Like little dipper, but Little Ripper.
Dad:Little ripper.
Kayt:Little ripper.
Dad:Bong of the universe.
Kayt:Bong.
Kayt:It's a nice little bong.
Dad:It is.
Kayt:It hits hard.
Dad:I think mine's about the same size except the bowl on mine.
Dad:The, the big, the bottom of mine is round, more round than triangular.
Kayt:Mine's more like.
Dad:That's more like actual Pyrex, laboratory glass.
Kayt:Beaker.
Kayt:I liked it because like you could just set it down, the bowl's a nice size.
Kayt:The downstem comes out, has little ice catch.
Kayt:It's a nice little rig.
Dad:You fill that thing with ice, you put a half inch of water in it, or
Dad:just enough so it's got some liquid.
Dad:You want to gurgle through the liquid.
Kayt:What did we even smoke?
Kayt:We started the show ripping into the bong right away.
Kayt:Family Po- what did you, what.
Kayt:What Nugget is in here?
Kayt:What are we even smoking tonight?
Dad:What we smoked last night.
Kayt:Psychedelic Relic?
Dad:Psychedelic Relic.
Kayt:That's a nice one for a bong.
Dad:It's a pretty mild buzz too.
Dad:It doesn't rip me.
Kayt:Oh yeah.
Kayt:Same.
Kayt:I actually woke up today feeling pretty good, pretty well rested.
Kayt:Not all, not still stoned.
Dad:Yeah you're gone all day.
Kayt:Well, I had a doctor's appointment.
Kayt:Like a biopsy kind of thing.
Kayt:It's nothing bad.
Kayt:I took a picture of the sample they took cuz the doctor left it on the
Kayt:counter for the nurse and when she went out, I was like, whoa, sick.
Dad:It's a little piece of flesh.
Kayt:Yeah, it was like this big, it was like floating in there.
Kayt:They just, they're mostly just checking me out, just making sure all was good.
Kayt:was a good hit.
Dad:Is it done?
Kayt:Mm.
Kayt:I think it might have a hit somewhere in that.
Kayt:Yeah, there's there's a, there's there's something.
Kayt:There's a little left.
Kayt:You just gotta hit the nugget there.
Kayt:You, damn.
Kayt:Holy practically lit that up.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:I don't mess around.
Dad:I gotta hit it.
Dad:Hit it hard.
Dad:Bong it hard.
Dad:Bong it like,
Dad:you know, we got, we got a Pigpen cloud o' dust around us.
Dad:So much smoke.
Dad:And it's still.
Kayt:It's still, it's still trucking.
Dad:That's probably the stem.
Kayt:Damn.
Kayt:I feel like I can get really, really big hits on this.
Dad:She's like, damn, dad blew this thing up.
Kayt:Oh man, that was good.
Kayt:I don't know if I would do the bong every session.
Dad:I like a joint better.
Kayt:But I like a joint too.
Kayt:But this is kind of a fun.
Dad:Uh, a piece on your phone.
Dad:See it.
Kayt:Oh shit.
Kayt:Yeah, I see it.
Dad:Loader up.
Kayt:Whoa.
Kayt:Pretty good.
Dad:That's a, a whole nugget.
Dad:So that's like 25 hits.
Kayt:Damn.
Dad:About 10 hits a nugget.
Dad:At least 10, 15.
Kayt:Oh, we got more.
Kayt:I think we got more than that.
Kayt:Damn.
Dad:Yeah, when I said 25, I'm thinking, nah, I wasn't that much.
Dad:But it might have been.
Dad:Or we're smoking good shit.
Dad:We lost track after the first hit.
Kayt:Yeah, we lost track.
Dad:I forgot how to count.
Dad:What's multiplication?
Kayt:25.
Kayt:What is the number 25?
Dad:Huh?
Kayt:Huh?
Dad:Now remember, you're getting the first fresh hit.
Kayt:Get that fresh.
Kayt:It tastes so fresh.
Kayt:Dude, the flavors really good.
Kayt:Damn.
Dad:Boy that smoke was condensed.
Dad:There's still a little
Kayt:hit in there.
Dad:Yeah, I can just do it a second.
Dad:I'm still exhaling.
Kayt:I am too.
Kayt:Holy shit.
Dad:We're talking that way.
Kayt:Oh my God.
Dad:Our hacking is in tune.
Dad:It's a good smoke.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:They grow their own.
Dad:It's unbelievable.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:I want to grow one like that picture I showed you.
Dad:Budettes are the size of pine cones.
Kayt:That'd be sick.
Dad:Where it's the whole plant is like as tall as the fence.
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Kayt:Holy shit.
Kayt:Shit, dude.
Dad:Pretty good.
Kayt:I'm glad I went to the bathroom before this.
Dad:Yeah, you gotta watch it.
Dad:You'll crap yourself with this bud.
Dad:While you're hacking your lung out.
Dad:You're gonna shit yourself.
Dad:Okay.
Dad:Do a survey of how many.
Dad:How many hits does it take to get a buzz?
Kayt:With this thing like two.
Kayt:You know who I was talking to today about weed?
Kayt:It was my mom.
Dad:It do her good if she's got arthritis.
Kayt:Now that she's got arthritis.
Kayt:She asked me, she started the conversation.
Dad:She could try edibles.
Kayt:Eh.
Kayt:Honestly, I told her, I said, don't start with edibles.
Kayt:I told her to just get some really good pre-rolls.
Kayt:It's easy.
Kayt:She knows how to smoke, but that way she doesn't have to roll it.
Kayt:She can dose much more accurately.
Kayt:I told her, and she's like, what do you ask for?
Dad:She would be better off to get an atomizer with a airbag.
Dad:She'd be, she would be good to use that at home.
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Kayt:Like a nice tabletop vape.
Dad:Yeah, it's, it's all in the bag and it takes a number of hits
Dad:to empty that bag of the contents.
Dad:And that 20 gallon garbage bag is filled nicely.
Kayt:I want to use like an outdoor garbage bag.
Dad:Leaf and garden bags.
Dad:Leaf 800 gallon.
Kayt:Yeah, no, it was great to talk to her about it in a very real way.
Kayt:Like I think her being in the same situation now, she's like, oh, I get it.
Dad:She won't get it until she does it herself and realizes, oh,
Dad:now I see why I smoked years ago.
Dad:She never approved of it.
Kayt:I feel like.
Kayt:I go over when mom has a day off, bring her to the thing, fucked up.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:Just, well, no, like walk her through the process, you know,
Kayt:so she can feel confident asking.
Kayt:It wasn't a very strong hit.
Kayt:That last one.
Dad:Well, to me, it's like the smoke is sanitized in a bong.
Dad:Than smoking a joint.
Kayt:It's, yeah, it's much cleaner.
Kayt:Much cleaner, smooth.
Kayt:It's much, I don't know.
Kayt:It's very easy.
Kayt:It cools to get a ginormous hit.
Dad:The smoke is being cooled as it passes through the liquid.
Kayt:Oh!
Dad:Now I got it pretty cooking.
Kayt:Yeah, it is cooking right now too.
Dad:Well, that's how you gotta hit a bong.
Dad:You hit it to hit it, you hit it hard but short.
Dad:Boom, boom, boom.
Dad:So you don't fill your lungs.
Kayt:That's going.
Dad:But this is bong number 2.
Dad:37 and a half hits into our bong trials this evening.
Kayt:The bong trials.
Kayt:Uh, yeah.
Kayt:It's gettin' me pretty ripped.
Dad:Yeah, just hit it hard.
Dad:Fire it up.
Dad:You watch the glow when you hit that gives you a visual to regulate.
Dad:Warning, actually really helpful.
Dad:Oh, you see burning embers.
Dad:Fire!
Dad:But you're subconscious going "relax.
Dad:It'll go into the water before it goes and sticks your dinghy
Dad:in the back of the throat."
Dad:Sticks to you.
Dad:There might be one left.
Kayt:It might be 1.
Dad:1, 1 hit left in the bowl.
Dad:Uhhuh.
Dad:Now you're gonna have to torch it.
Dad:Hit it pretty good.
Kayt:I'm scared of that.
Dad:Well, there's not much there, so just watch the coal burn.
Dad:oh look, there's still.
Kayt:Precision ember.
Kayt:She's out.
Kayt:It was pretty much toast.
Dad:That was nothing but carbon residue.
Kayt:I'm pretty baked.
Kayt:Psychedelic Relic from Ayra.
Kayt:Sativa.
Kayt:So it's Pink Pineapple Express and Dark Plasma strains.
Kayt:Calming.
Kayt:I would say that's accurate.
Kayt:Calming.
Kayt:Sour and citrusy flavors.
Kayt:Accurate, I think.
Kayt:Psychedelic Relic.
Kayt:Pretty good.
Kayt:Smoke.
Kayt:*burp*
Dad:yeah.
Dad:I have to check this out a minute and see.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:Then I think another bowl.
Kayt:I don't know if I can do another bowl.
Dad:But you know, it'd be nice when we got our own buds.
Dad:We're growing, cultivating, and cloning.
Dad:We can clone a strain.
Kayt:Developing our own strain.
Dad:One hit you, put it down, that's it.
Dad:One hit's all you need for four hours.
Dad:You're at that productive cruise control.
Kayt:Man, it got cold.
Kayt:Dude.
Kayt:It was fucking cold today.
Kayt:This is 37, but feels like 33.
Kayt:Yeah, that's about right.
Kayt:Air quality.
Kayt:Good.
Kayt:Not right here.
Dad:Air quality 26% THC.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:Air quality weed.
Kayt:Oh shit.
Kayt:It's still toasting.
Kayt:I fucked up.
Kayt:Damn.
Dad:You emptied this.
Kayt:Oh, damn.
Kayt:Dude.
Kayt:I need a minute.
Dad:Damn.
Dad:You didn't see.
Dad:Damn.
Dad:The chamber was already full of smoke?
Kayt:No!
Dad:The whole pipe was fully loaded.
Kayt:I didn't notice.
Dad:That's what the handle's for to go.
Kayt:See, for some reason I didn't notice that it was already dense with smoke.
Dad:You were so casual about your bump.
Dad:It was like-
Kayt:I hit it so hard the thing lit up and I'm like, my brain goes, no,
Kayt:damn.
Kayt:That was a big mistake.
Kayt:I hit it so hard.
Kayt:Dude.
Dad:You hit it expecting to fill this with smoke.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:Look before you hit.
Kayt:I'm I looked over there for my drink and it's in my hand.
Kayt:Oh shit.
Dad:Things that occur while smoking good bud.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:This is really good bud.
Kayt:I just made an error.
Kayt:I didn't even notice.
Dad:You didn't pay no mind or nothing.
Dad:You were there.
Dad:You, you were like on cloud nine.
Dad:You went in with this look of seasoned smoker.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:I'm imagining the comic panels in my head.
Kayt:It's like first scene.
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Kayt:She grabs the bong, but she's not looking at it.
Kayt:Second scene, it zooms in on how much smoke is in the bong.
Kayt:Third scene, she hits the bong way too hard.
Kayt:Fourth scene.
Kayt:Just terror in her eyes.
Dad:See you hit it with it had a full, this is a full load where
Dad:the smoke is really nice here and you still is right up to the top.
Dad:Although I over hit it, I didn't want to catch that much of the bud on with
Dad:Damn.
Dad:But this is cooling down the, the vapors are condensing back into some
Dad:of it's getting trapped into liquid.
Dad:Mm-hmm.
Kayt:I'll go.
Kayt:As she steps back in.
Dad:It's full.
Dad:So pull the stem out.
Dad:You don't want to create more smoke, right?
Kayt:I'm like, sipping it.
Dad:Well, I'll let you clear the bong so when you hit it, it's like,
Kayt:That was still a pretty good hit after I just blew my lung out.
Dad:Young Grasshopper, what did you learn?
Kayt:Look at the bong before you hit it.
Kayt:Well, there are some bongs that you can't see into anyway.
Dad:Be aware of your surroundings.
Kayt:I like that you can see into it.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:Right.
Dad:Otherwise, the three eye dude is watching you.
Kayt:The terrier.
Dad:I know.
Dad:I see three eyes.
Dad:His beard looks like it's got a lot more gray hair in it now.
Kayt:Yeah.
Dad:Maybe that's just the shine.
Kayt:It might just be the shine.
Kayt:More gray hair like us.
Dad:This was sativa?
Kayt:It is, but you know, I definitely feel like it has some hybrid qualities,
Kayt:like it has some indica qualities to it.
Kayt:Like it is kind of energizing like a sativa, but I think it also has some
Kayt:relaxing qualities, weirdly enough.
Kayt:Like in, you know, I think you can't just go off of the type.
Dad:Well, I don't know it, the body count of receptors we have
Dad:for THC in our body, you know?
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Kayt:A lot.
Dad:A lot.
Kayt:We have a whole system.
Kayt:So like C B D, cbn, C B G, there are a couple other bits.
Kayt:Than just thc, that our body responds to.
Dad:Yeah, a bongs, a pretty good delivery system.
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Dad:Cools the smoke down you, your lungs are, we probably got a billion
Dad:or two receptors in our lungs.
Dad:You know, they're like fine sponge.
Kayt:It's like nothing gets resinous or too heavy.
Kayt:Like I still like a joint, but I think this is nice to have in the mix too.
Kayt:For sure.
Dad:Well, a nice joint or bong patrol.
Kayt:Bong patrol.
Dad:All right, boys.
Dad:Edit that out.
Dad:There it is.
Dad:Hear that gurgling in the background.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:The joint is quieter.
Kayt:The bong is not subtle.
Kayt:Bong will get you in trouble.
Kayt:You can hear it from afar.
Kayt:Listen.
Kayt:Listen.
Kayt:Somebody's hitting a bong.
Dad:Mm-hmm.
Kayt:Yep.
Kayt:All right.
Kayt:I'm gonna go to sleep now.
Kayt:I feel that.
Kayt:That was great.
Kayt:That was a great bong.
Dad:The great bong effect.
Dad:First bong.
Dad:Yeah.
Kayt:Little ripper.
Dad:The first bong outing occurred on the porch.
Kayt:Mm-hmm.
Dad:And we need sound effects boxes for.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:It's colder than freaking, it's cold right now.
Dad:I don't feel that cold.
Dad:It's weird.
Dad:My hands?
Kayt:I think my, my hands get cold very easily, you know?
Kayt:. Uh uh.
Dad:There would've been icicles hanging.
Dad:They would've fallen off.
Dad:That vibrated the porch.
Dad:Well, I reckon we're done for the evening then, ey.
Kayt:Yeah, that was.
Kayt:I'm good.
Kayt:You.
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:You could even see the stuff it filtered out that we didn't have to smoke in.
Dad:Yeah.
Dad:Pieces that got sucked in that could have been stuck to your mouth.
Kayt:Stuck to your throat, aaaahh!
Kayt:Yeah.
Kayt:LA glass, mini glass bong.
Kayt:All right folks.
Kayt:Yeah, that's it.
Kayt:Hope you enjoyed our.
Kayt:Uh, first bong on the show.
Dad:Yep.
Dad:Yep.
Dad:The light's gone.
Kayt:Light's gone.
Kayt:Yep.
